it a stor. kinda.
shopify lets u build a stor. shupyfai lets u hold a coin dat looks like a stor. same thing if u squint real hard.
live on long.xyz · paired wit $SHOP
shupyfai
shopify, but retarded.
build ur onlin stor. sel stuf. get rich (probly).
we cant spel but we can sel.
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100% hand drawed
by our intern (age 6)
by our intern (age 6)
0 devs harmed
wat is shupyfai?
shopify is a big company dat lets peple make onlin stors. shupyfai is a small bag dat lets peple make bad decisions. it live on robinhood chain, it was born on long.xyz, and it trade against da $SHOP stok token instead of eth. dats it. dats da whole thing.
paired wit real shopify
on long.xyz every trade of $SHUPYFAI go against $SHOP, da robinhood stok token of shopify. no eth pair. no stablecoin. just stok.
no we dont own shopify
and neither do u. $SHOP is a tokenised stok token, not shares. holding $SHUPYFAI give u exactly zero shopify. we just draw bags.
da pair: SHUPYFAI / SHOP
how it work (we think):
$SHUPYFAI
da bag
liquidity pool
on long.xyz / uniswap
on long.xyz / uniswap
SHOP
$SHOP
shopify stok token
- u buy $SHUPYFAI wit $SHOP (long.xyz can swap ur eth into $SHOP first, its fine).
- da pool hold $SHOP + $SHUPYFAI. dats da liquidity. dats da whole bank.
- shopify stok go up → pool worth more → we happy.
- shopify stok go down → we cry togeder wit tobi. (tobi is da shopify ceo. he dont no us.)
pairSHUPYFAI / SHOP
chainrobinhood chain (id 4663)
launchpadlong.xyz
dexuniswap
tokenomiks
we asked chatgpt. it said "keep it simpel". so we did.
100% liquidity.
dats it. dats da chart.
dats it. dats da chart.
total suply1,000,000,000one billion bags
tax0% / 0%buy / sel. we 2 dum 2 code tax
liquidityin da $SHOP poolon long.xyz, wit shopify stok
team walet0we forgor to keep sum
how 2 buy
4 steps. u can do it. a 6 year old drew our logo, u can press a button.
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1
get a walet
robinhood walet or metamask. any evm walet work. dont share ur seed frase wit ur cousin.
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2
go 2 robinhood chain
add da network (chain id 4663) and bridge a lil eth for gas. gas is cheap. ur fomo is not.
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3
get sum $SHOP
shupyfai trade against $SHOP. long.xyz swap ur eth into $SHOP for u. or use uniswap on robinhood chain. same same.
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4
press buy
open app.long.xyz, find SHUPYFAI/SHOP, press da green button. then never press da red one.
open long.xyz
rodemap
we wrote it on a napkin. den we lost da napkin. dis is from memory.
- fase 1 draw a bag wit crayon
- fase 2 launch on long.xyz paired wit $SHOP
- fase 3 mak websit (u r looking at it)
- fase 4 1,000 shupyfaiers in telegram
- fase 5 shupyfai stor irl. hats. mugs. a real bag.
- fase 6 tobi replies 2 our tweet
- fase 7 ???
- fase 8 profit
da shupyfai stor
a real onlin stor, like shopify. except nothing is real and chekout is broken. enjoy.
da bag (original)
dis is our logo. u can have it. its free. we r generous.
free
lambo (jpeg)
its a picture of a lambo. da real one come in fase 8.
1 $SHUPYFAI
hopium, 5kg bag
lasts about one red candle. refills not included.
0.001 $SHOP
diamond handz (pair)
one size. very heavy. cannot press sel button while wearing.
priceless
shupyfai hat
real soon. see fase 5. we already drew it so its basically done.
wen fase 5
shopify (da company)
we asked. tobi said no. listing stays up in case he change his mind.
1.3B $SHOP
powered by shupyfai. not powered by shopify. pls dont sue.
join da shupyfaiers
we r a very serious community of very unserious peple. bring crayons.